As musicians, we always have to jam our Christmas shopping in between the Lessons and Carols service on the 20th and the Christmas Eve Final Rehearsal on the morning of the 24th, but here's a little suggestion list for the tiny tots on your list, courtesy of The Week:

 

FIRST PRIZE: The E-Z Bake Electric Chair

SECOND PRIZE: Mr. Potato Head’s neighbor, Mr. Crack Head

THIRD PRIZE: Text ‘n’ Drive Big Wheel

 

Obstructive View-Master

Trick Bungee Cord

Jihad Joe

Don’t Tickle Me There Elmo!

Free-Range Ant Farm

Hamster Embalming Kit

Baby’s First Bong

Cripps & Bloods Action Figures

Abandoned Refrigerator Secret Hideout

Botched Boob Job Barbie

Co-Dependent Ken

Dart Board with an Automatic Return

Ginsu Hula Hoop

The Hula Square

Subprime Monopoly

The Solid Color Rubik’s Cub

Horny, Horny Hippos

 

Extra special bonus: Amazon sells the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. Be sure to read the reviews. And look at the product pictures.